Internation Scientific Macianations INC
You may think that ISM INC is your adverage Evil global corporation bent on world domination at any cost, but this particular company has been of particular intrest to us. Our monnitoring shows several worrying facts like thier tendancy upon catching good guys to kill them dead and make sure they are dead right away. A memo intercepted from head office last year noted that "all opreatives are reminded that it is company policy that on no account should agents of other organisations (especialy good guys) be subjected to a slow and elaborately imagenitive death while you go and do something very evil elsewhere."
We have been keeping a close eye on this body and since that time our secret agents code name "Mum" and "Dad" captured the following scenes, Bearly escapeing with their lunchbox.
They centre around a small town somewhere in norway (Their all small towns in norway). The building in the background we a top secret head quaters. As our two agents aproched a group of highly developed nano-cybernetic macro creations emerged from the building in the form of 7 tigers of various shape an hue and ability.
They quickly moved to remove the cunningly disguied electrostatic bariers around the complex clawing the barriers to pecies with awsome ferosity.
This shot shows we belive several genorations of the exsperiments. In the forground with it's barcode for easy identification is a prototype for a mass produced model, where as behind it we see one of the earliest models the colouring still not perfected. Behind it prehaps an intermediate model definatly using T1000 tecknowlagy. The one behind that we think is just trying to be gothic.
Some of these creatures also apear to be armed. The omage bellow clearly shows this tiger with Hyper Charged Cute Fluffy Mittens Of Power.
Particualy worrying is the proof that they are now moveing in to new areas and species. It dose how ever allow us to comfirm that thier scientists are definitly mad.
Update
Since the first sighting it has come to our attention that ISM INC Have Perfected Thier cows and deployed them in London.
This first Sighting From the Embankment park It apears to be trying to employ some kind of Camoflarge although here it seems to be Malfuncitoning.
Bellow however we see they have perfected thier stealth technology.
It also apears that as well as a stealth caperbility these crations have an ability imitate buses. This may be to avoid the congestion charge.
Most Concerning of all is the apparent targeting of children. We have found evidence of cows pretending to be famous childrens charaters.
Either that or the're hunting cosplayers.
(C) Marcony 2003