Kinder

Kinder are best known for their famous Kinder Eggs containing Kinder Toys may seem to many to be an innocent company bringing joy to many, but now their true colours are beginning to show. It is only through vigilance that we have been able to spot that their true motive is to pervert the minds of our children.

Proof of this can be found in the picture below. It came with kinder toy of a werewolf flasher which youu can see in his Mack bottom left. This may be considered worrying enough but note The other toys in the series: The Ghost with the phallus such as can be seen in many of the more pornographic Manga films and the three ghosts on the right where the looks on their faces speak for themselves.

I appeal to any finding more such kinder perversions to contact us immediately.

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(C) Marcony 2004